Gaming’s Toughest Questions, As Tackled By Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers is a massive, sometimes embarrassing snapshot of the human psyche, where anyone can ask any question to an anonymous peanut gallery of non-experts. So for no reason whatsoever, I decided to see what the site’s users were saying about video games. After digging through hundreds of queries — many of them about video game violence and addiction — I amassed a solid list of topics that really matter. Here are some of the most maddening, mystifying and terrifying questions about video games, as posted on Yahoo Answers.

Best Answer – Isn’t that a rhetorical question? [Link]

Best Answer – Because becoming a werewolf is really the next best thing to playing Rampage. [Link]

Best Answer – Now that you mention it, getting the Paramour achievement in Mass Effect was both easy and enjoyable.  [Link]

Best Answer – I know! When they asked me if I wanted to pre-order Red Dead Redemption, it moved. [Link]

Best Answer – Just imagine the tone of panic as this statement suddenly turns into a question. [Link]

Best Answer – Dude, I have no idea what you’re talking abo–AAH! Oh. Hey there. [Link]

Not touching that one. [Link]

Best Answer – I dunno. I thought it’d be easier for Americans, with their big American eyes. [Link]

Best Answer – Yes. After a kill, all the pros run around the battlefield yelling “NO SCOPE!”

Best Answer – There’s only one way to find out! [Link]

Best Answer – The same day they “bad” free speech and everyone who butchers the English language. [Link]

Best Answer – Only if you’ll concede that Wii Bowling and retirement homes are just ways to hasten the deaths of the elderly. [Link]

There are a surprisingly large number of queries dedicated to this topic. [Link]

Best Answer – At the very least, they’ll learn to make Mole Rat Wonder Meat. [Link]

Best Answer – Now that’s a rhetorical question. [Link]

Hat tip to my pals at FunnyCrave, who once had a blast answering one of the dumbest questions on Yahoo Answers. More gamer humor here.