Video Game Condoms, As If You’ll Get Any [NSFW]

So you’ve found the perfect gamer girl and now it’s time to seal the deal. What better way to woo her than with some retro video game condoms? The Play series, by I Like Doodles, includes six condoms of various styles and sizes, all in parody of classic gaming. Want to feel the tingle? Throw on a Bone Zone 2 for that extra sensation. If she’s looking for some extra pleasure, go with the ribbed Long End of Zelda. Or feel the heat with straight-up Dong. There’s also the extra safe Sextris, the extra large Donkey Shlong and the thin Super Mario Land of Love, all housed in a fun package that looks like Nintendo Game Boy. No more awkwardness in the pharmacy check-out lane for you.

The Play condoms also include a fun little instruction booklet that is considerably less safe for work than this post (link), which the creators say “portrays a humorous narrative parallel between sex, and the levels in a game. The game, which includes the use of a condom, does not lecture, not talk down to, simply encourages safe sex in a fun message that talks in a true, youthful voice.” Also, probably the greatest gag gift a gamer could get, if only they were more than just a concept. [I Like Doodles via Technabob]