Ubisoft’s ‘We Dare’ Trailer Aims for Sexy, Comes Off Creepy (NSFW)
By Justin Massoud
Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is indeed a picture of a man with a Wii Remote in his pants being spanked by a woman as their friends look on and cheer. It isn’t just four friends being kinky with video game controllers, however. It’s a new game from Ubisoft called “We Dare.” Dare to what? Push the boundaries of decency? Judging by the trailer, that may be the case.
This is by far the strangest video game trailer in a long time. And yes, that’s counting those crazy “Metal Gear Solid” ones with bisexual vampires, fat explosives-lovers on roller-blades and bondage suit psychics.
It’s unclear if young, attractive, well-dressed men and women (like the ones in the video) will actually care about this game. Chances are, they’ll be too busy having actual sex with each other to pantomime the act in front of a TV. But according to the video, playing “We Dare” will lead to actual sex – something a rousing 10 frames of “Wii Bowling” could never boast.
The Wii is more of a family-friendly system, so it’s especially weird to see a game like this released on it. As of now, the title is only being released in Europe. Let’s hope it stays that way.
If there’s a sudden jump in teen pregnancy among overseas Wii owners, we know who to blame. (Via Pixelated Geek)