This is What Would Happen if BP Existed in the Mushroom Kingdom

I have no love for bloopers and cheep cheeps, but seeing them float lifelessly alongside Mario on the ocean’s crest as black sludge pours from a warp pipe is heart-wrenching. It might seem too soon to parody the BP oil spill, but that hasn’t stopped flickr.com-user Zero-Lives from illustrating how such a catastrophe would pan out in the Mushroom Kingdom. It makes Bowser’s usual schemes seem decent in comparison.

[Tiny Cartridge via Super Punch]