PWOW, Luigi D Star in Jersey Shore: Super Mario Bros.

You’ll never look at “Mario Party” quite the same after watching Jersey Shore: Super Mario Bros. New York City sketch comedy group Dr. CoolSex took the most beloved mascots from the 8-bit era, greased up their hair and gave them bad tans and potty mouths. The result is a collection of memorable lines such as this from Princess “PWOW” Peach: “I’m like a piranha plant. Once you get into my pipe, I’ll bite your f*ckin’ head off.” And it’s all downhill from there, as potions are consumed, relationships are ruined and shells are tossed mercilessly. Please excuse me while I burn all of my NES cartridges. [Dr. CoolSex via The Kartel]