How to Play Modern Warfare 2, Like a Beast (Language NSFW)

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A few months ago, we gave you some very sensible tips on how to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2′s multiplayer. I’m hereby asking you to throw out everything you’ve learned and to play like the guy in the above video. Elpresador’s “BEASTING IN MW2, LIKE A GOD” is a revelation, an insight into how you should really play the game. The most important lesson of all? You need to have an internal dialog running through your head as you play, filled with obscenities and rage.

This guy doesn’t camp, he doesn’t know the meaning of caution, and he always runs back to exactly where he got killed just to exact revenge on his opponents. Sure, he bites the dust a lot, but he also manages to kill a bunch of campers who just aren’t expecting that kind of bravado. He’s basically an exaggerated version of every Modern Warfare 2 player in the world, perfectly articulating the thoughts that we’ve all had while getting our asses kicked by those who treat the game like a full-time job. I swore this game off a while ago, but now I’m tempted to go back. [YouTube via Reddit]

COMMENTS

  1. Posted by Dave

    amazing article so true – if only every player could be so honest with their gameplay….

  2. Posted by Jester

    Dude you're weak as can be. Emotional doesn't even begin to describe your faults. You seem to accuse every guy who kills you of being a camper. I would put you together like a two piece puzzle………..quick.

  3. Posted by hahano404

    thoughts exactly. beast fail

  4. Posted by lulz

    I loved it!

  5. Posted by Bieltan

    hehehehe if you ever need an outlet for rage though, thats a good way of getting rid of it. I was in hysterics the whole way through "And NOW I'm getting blown up by a fucking CLAYMORE WHAT the FUCK!!!1!1!" or whatever. He should have his own custom title 'The FUCKING Legend'.

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