Gears of War Imulsion Drink is Definitely Real, Probably Foul
By Jared Newman
And so it was written: Every futuristic blockbuster action game for the Xbox 360 must have its own disgustingly sugary, highly caffeinated energy drink. As if the Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel wasn’t enough, now you can get a taste of Gears of War Imulsion, the same stuff that supposedly powers the war-torn planet Sera. Note that there’s no product description on Amazon’s listing, so who knows what you’re drinking. The creator is listed as Boston America Corp., which also produces Pac-Man bandages, Hello Kitty sours and a variety of other energy drinks, including “Tropic Thunder Energy Drink Booty Sweat.” Imulsion in a can will set you back $3.99, so try not to drink it too fast. [Amazon via Kotaku]
