Forget Plants, Here Comes Farts vs. Zombies
By Jared Newman
Farts vs. Zombies is one of those iPhone games you can get excited for without knowing anything about it. Actually, the more I see of the actual game, the less excited I am, but it’s one heck of a concept. In Farts vs. Zombies, you control a grizzled dude parked in front of a food conveyor belt. The endless buffet makes them gassy, of course, at which point you may launch clouds of stink at the incoming undead by drawing lines on the screen. In desperate times, your dude army can summon projectile vomit, controlled by tilting the phone.
The goal is to protect a gaggle of Japanese school girls, who run around the play area as you hurl projectiles. That means you have to time every shot to keep them from catching a whiff. Farts vs. Zombies culminates in a battle with a deranged unicorn, who is controlling all the zombies, for some reason.
There’s no word when this masterpiece will be available. Developer Mutant Games only says “we hope to release it soon.” This kind of idea can’t stay trapped forever. [via TouchArcade, thanks Aqu0s!]
