20 Creepy, Weird, and Naughty Samus Aran Fan-Art

Samus Aran is one of the most beloved video game heroines ever, which naturally means she must be the subject victim of countless weird and sexually confusing fan-art created by an adorning if slightly odd public. And while Nintendo definitely doesn’t condone pictures of its famous bounty hunter as a pony, morbidly obese or having her ass clamped onto by a metroid, that’s just where the minds of some drift. You’re not born a fan-artist with a penchant for naughty; you become one over years through an intense process of too much video games and not enough social interaction. Seriously, I love you guys and girls — but you freak me out a bit.

Want proof? Check out these 20 images of Samus Aran I found and now cannot erase from my mind.

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Looks like Samus found a new way to defeat metroids: by eating them.

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Samus’ new Bondage Suit power-up.

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“04-26-2008″ – hopefully the last time Chris draws anything.

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Not sure if this is Samus or her fugly older sister trying on her clothes.

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Worst birthday wishes ever.

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This would be cute if I was a weirdo.

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Samus opens up about being an anorexic bounty hunter in the new issue of “Zebes Weekly.”

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Because the quickest way to a girl’s life energy is her ass.

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Samus makes her debut in “Heavy Metal Metroid.” Expect her to ride around on a pterodactyl and chop off the heads of barflies.

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Your sweet passion is illegal in 49 states (you’re good to go, Mississippi).

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A furry’s wet dream: Samus as a horse.

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Oh my God – her eyes! My eyes!

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More nerd seed has been spilled to this picture than Michael J. Fox trying to eat a packet of sunflower seeds.

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I’m not sure Nintendo can order a cease-and-desist against PovGiantess for this picture, but it should try anyway.

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The kanji – loosely translated – says, “Samus Sh*t Bath.”

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We all know how this will end.

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In space, everyone can see your camel toe.

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“Hmmmm” was also what Piroro’s parents said when they saw this picture – right before they called a psychiatrist to schedule an appointment.

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If you want to see a more voluptuous Samus, why not just increase her breasts to an unnatural size instead of her entire body?

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Ah, there we go.